As President Bush gets off the helicopter in front of the White House,

he is carrying a baby pig under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes,

and says,"Nice pigs, sir."

The President replies: "These are not pigs, Marine.

These are authentic Texan Razorback Hogs.

I got one for Scooter Libby, and I got one for Dick Cheney."

The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes,

and says, "Nice trade, sir."